Q: What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea?
A: Denis.
Q: How can you get a great set of teeth put in for free?
A: Irritate a lion.
Q: What has teeth, but no mouth?
A: A comb.
Q: Why did the cell phone go to the dentist?
A: It was having trouble with its Bluetooth.
Q: Why did the termite eat the sofa, the chair, and the loveseat?
A: It had a suite tooth.
Q: Why did the deer need braces?
A: He had buck teeth.
Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque.
Q: At what time do people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty.
Q: Why are dentists such good problem solvers?
A: They’re experienced at getting to the root of a problem.
Q: Which teeth do you have to brush?
A: Just the ones you want to keep.
Q: What do you call a bear without teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: Where do killer whales go to get braces?
A: The orca-dontist.
Q: If you brush your teeth at night to keep your teeth, why do you brush your teeth in the morning?
A: To keep your friends.
Q: If Jenny has 32 candy bars and eats 19 of them, what does Jenny have?
A: Probably cavities.
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